Flatulence...for those of you who aren't too sure flatulence, commonly referred to as 'farting', is caused by gas in the bowel :P
According to scientific studies flatulence can be caused by swallowed air, normal digestion, intestinal bacteria, high fibre foods and the common complaints are loud, smelly and excessive flatus. Now ordinarily, the intestines produce between 500 and 2,000mls of gas, which is passed out of the anus at regular intervals.
So the obvious questions are.. Do we fart as often as the scientist say we should??? Is it ok to fart infront of our partners/ husbands?? Why is it that it's ok for men to do it and to women it seems as though it doesn't exist? How long does the "honey moon period last" ?
I know there aint no way I'm doing that in front of my bf/husband unless it happened by mistake. I think some things are better left unheard and unsmelt...
Lemme know your views and check out the link attached for some laughs...
Jus Saying...Browngirl
What an interesting way to start off a blog...
ReplyDeleteis it true that who smelled it, dealt it?
ReplyDeletelololol....well know one ever says so no one ever knows..
ReplyDelete@tony fart as you mean to go on...
ReplyDeleteI think if you cant fart in front your significant other that means you are not comfortable with them. You shouldn't be embarrassed. It's natural. Just have farting etiquette. If you know it's a stinky one then go in the bathroom or something and know there is a time and place for farting. Farting at home should be okay but doing it at an interview not to good of an idea.
ReplyDeleteI have to say, i love smelling my own fart, lol! And of course, when one eats certain foods, one's fart smells a particular way. I however DO NOT fart around people or a setting where there are several persons around. THAT IS JUST RUDE.
ReplyDeletewe all fart.. its part of life man or woman, if it happens tuh slip out in public jus say excuse me lol
ReplyDeleteSo how often do Scientists say we should fart ... that is certainly an interesting piece of statistics.
ReplyDeleteAnd "the honeymoon period" well it can be likened to when you go to the beach .... the courage it takes to make the first dive to get over the coldness and the same courage to make the first fart in front of your significant other. Once this huddle is crossed there ain't no turning back .... smelly or not!!!
Love the BLOG.
Hmm...I think the honeymoon period varies from relationship to relationship...and there are probably couples that skip it entirely. Heck...there are probably some couples that meshed because of flatulence - "You had me at braaaaaaapppppp"
ReplyDeleteA few survival tips for public release
ReplyDelete- crack one in a empty lift and leave fast
- in busy areas, it keeps people blaming each other with knowing looks
- men may be louder but women are more sneaky silent & deadly
- do it around dogs or animals and blame them
There's also a pretty simple area V people ratio that could be worked out as in; Taxi NO Maxi YES, Shopping MAll YES, Escalator NO etc...
At the end of the day use your ... er-humm... gut feeling.
Yes, Ladies should pull square/ ask for excuse n Flatulence web safe. yuh don't wanna be judge by de Flatus!!
ReplyDeletehahaha interesting Peter is right though and as a guy i dont mind when a girl farts now and again lets me know there normal like me :)
ReplyDeleteOhhh snap
ReplyDeleteWell we have a few anonymous so I'll name you A1, A2, A3, A4. :P
ReplyDeleteA2 I understand where you're coming from with being comfortable but I think i wouldn't wanna get soooo comfortable with someone...It's natural you're right but I'll be moving far far away once i feel one coming on.
A3 based on my research I was able to find that on average, a person produces about half a litre of fart gas per day, distributed over an average of about fourteen daily farts. You can check it out on this link http://www.heptune.com/farts.html (facts on farts)
A4- Thanks for the tips!!
A5...That's all i'm saying..no judgement by flatus! lol!
Dee...you love to smell your farts???lolololololol...well yes!
ReplyDeleteB. Wills..I guess u fall in the category of smell it, smell it, love me! :D
ReplyDeletefarting is natural. I would do it in front of my significant other anytime. Only time to feel shame is when it smell bad and bussin nose hairs lol
ReplyDeleteSo ur trying to tell me there is a time when your fart smells good and doesn't "buss nose hairs"? LOLOLOLOL... :P
ReplyDeleteI don't see a prob with farting around your significant other. There should be no boundaries between you all. You cannot help when you have to fart, although you def wouldn't want it to happen in a public place. Just try to be discreet (no braaaaappp) by holding your butt cheeks tightly together and pray it doesn't smell too bad, lol. Not all farts smell badly, but when it does start to reek of rotten eggs, it's time to bring out the big guns: senna and salts :)
ReplyDeleteThe thing is...I'm not saying farting is wrong and ya have to hold in in yanno..I'm jus saying this i think if you know you have to fart you should move away that's all But I understand your point :) Thanks matilonatt
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